Narrator: Inside his famous pizzeria, Tito is cooking up a math mess. 

(pots and pans clanging)

Tito:  Mama Mia!

Narrator:  His best-seller is a 10” square pizza with the works for $9.99.  And, being a, uh, smart business man, Tito is planning to roll out a new promotion…

Tito: It’s a 20 inch Belly Buster! 

Narrator: That’s right, it’s a 20” square pizza with the works…and he knows just what he’ll charge. 

Tito: It’s double the size, so it’s double the price!  $19.99! 

Narrator: Uh…Tito?  You charge that and you’re gonna go broke…

Tito: WHAT!  WHHHY?!  Double the pizza for double the price!  Hello?!  Tell me!  WHHY?