Narrator:  Six months ago, brothers Pete and Pauly both got pet iguanas.  

Pete: (sing-song whine)…Mine grew more than yours…mine grew more than yours…

Pauly: What are you talking about?  Both of our iguanas grew the same amount in the last six months. And I think mine actually grew more!

Narrator: Pauley’s right.  Both pets grew six inches in six months.   So, right now Pete’s pet measures 14 inches long and Pauly’s pet is 11 inches long.     

Pete: But MINE’S bigger, which means (sing-song whine) …it grew more than yours did!  Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!   

Narrator:  Wow Pete, that’s not only annoying – it’s also wrong!

Pete: What?  

Pete’s Iguana: (blows raspberry)