Narrator: All is quiet in the vault at Mercenary Bank when, suddenly…

(loud crash)

…a robber appears!

Bank Robber: Hooray… there’s loads of dough in here. The boss says to bring back a million bucks – or else!

Bank Robber: Now, This’ll be a piece of cake! I’ll just fill the briefcase with these stacks of fifties.

Narrator: Hey, bank robber!

Bank Robber: Shhhhh!

Narrator: That briefcase you brought is 25 inches wide, by 12 inches deep, by 5 inches tall.  Are you sure you can fit a million bucks in there?”

Bank Robber:  Huh? I dunno!

(police sirens)

Bank Robber: Nooooo!